| 1. | counter-douche | ||
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the act of counter-acting a douchebag move by putting an even larger, douchier douchebag move into play. "Holy crap, Luke just counter-douched the shit out of Trevor. Trevor made fun of Luke's shirt, but Luke depantsed Trevor and everyone saw his 2" penis."
Trevor wore a backwards hat, Luke wore a backwards hat with a popped collar and lanyard sunglasses. |
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| 2. | douche | ||
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Verb. To clean a pussy using over the counter products.
Noun. All components of said products that come in the box (douche bag, solution, nozzle) Slang - Noun. 1) A person who is acting in a sleezy and respulsive way. 2) A cheesy person who attempts to smooth talk or con someone. 3) A buffoon, a person acting in a way to attract attention to themselves by behaving in a socially inappropriate manner. 4) One who commits selfish and harmful acts intentionally 1) That douche is copying your test answers
2) That douche of a salesmen tried to charge me extra closing costs 3) The bouncers just wrecked that douche who spilled his drinks on people 4) That douche just took my parking spot |
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| 3. | Douche Bag | ||
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Douche Bags are people who are very disrespectful and somehow manage to think they are "it" when in actuality they are not. They are the bottom of the social chain with their low grooming standards and inconsiderate attitudes and yet they think that they are the upper crust of society walking around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment. Douche Bag is a great term for anyone who is arrogant. The amount of success for a person does not matter one way or another as long as that person is considerate of other people and not so ignorant. Douche Bag: I am so much cooler than those people who work at Starbucks with my construction job. I decided I want to grow out my goatee another foot while I get 50 more piercings while I spend 500 more dollars to tatoo my entire back. I'm going to go back to my trailer and add another beer bottle to my 300 other ones on the counter. Yeah I'm better than you college students! You're worthless! I'm bad ass!
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| 4. | Counter Jockey | ||
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In the men's locker room where some douche bag has his towel draped over his shoulder and is completely naked allowing his nuts to rest on the sink while he shaves. I thought I was in the Breeders Cup when I look to my left and saw some Dude playing Counter Jockey while brushing his teeth.
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| 5. | WoW-Douche | ||
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1.An MMORPG player that compares every aspect of new MMO's to World of Warcraft. 2.Any moron that inappropriately uses MMO or WoW terminology in casual conversation with normal people. 3.The naked toon dancing on the bank/auction counter in World of Warcraft. "We would invite Sam to Play Diablo 3,but he's a complete WoW-Douche."
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| 6. | douche o'clock | ||
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For every retail outlet and fast food joint, theres an hour of trade where all the douche bags walk through the door. Usually late at night, Muzza's and guido's alike usually make there way into supermarkets as a last ditch effort to buy smokes and withdraw excessive amounts of money, displaying an inflated feeling of self worth, rudeness and arrogance. Check out chick # 1 : " Oh, no.. it's 10pm. "
Check out chick # 2 : " Bro?? " Douche Bag : " Bro, bro.. (excessive tapping on counter.) I want smokes, bro. " Check out chick # 1 : " on the card, any cash out? " Douche Bag : " (grunting) no. " Check out chick # 1 : ok, thats $10... " Douche Bag : " $400 out........... Fuck. Don't. Listen. Check out chick # 1 : " 10:15, yep douche o'clock " |
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| 7. | Douche Baguette | ||
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The female version of a douche bag! They usually travel in packs and are known to be attracted to their counter part, the douche bag. They tend to hang out at the same venues on a weekly basis. They are known to take several pictures while at the same venue, so they can post them on Facebook and talk about how great it was this week! They like to brag and love attention no matter good or bad, they will take it. The female cast of the Jersey Shore.. People of an ethnic community, that attend the same venue's on a weekly basis. If somebody considers you a female douche bag then you're a DOUCHE BAGUETTE!
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