|1.||counter cock block|
Someone who prevents you from being cock blocked; usually another female you bring to distract a cock block and therefore neutralize the cock blocker.
John was trying to tell embarrassing stories about me so he could prevent me from scoring with a hot girl, but I distracted him with my friend nancy, the counter cock block. She pretended to be interested in him so he would stop being jealous and cock blocking me.
v. The further action of a cock block, it is the action of cock blocking someone, and then adding further disgrace by having intercourse with the girl that the first male was planning to have intercourse with. It can also be expanded through the addition of further 'counter's or 'anti's.
n. One who commits or has committed the act of counter-cocking.
1. I was chilling with this phat biatch the other night, hoping to score, and this punk-ass bastard walked in and started to fuck her right in front of me! I just couldn't believe how fast I got counter-cocked.
1. (alternate) So this bastard tried to counter-cock me, but the bitch I was about to screw moved towards me. The bastard got mad counter-counter-cocked.
2. After the prostitute was screwed by the random guy who walked in, he was nicknamed the counter-cock.
Smoking Cock was defined as 1000 times gayer than sucking cock by one of the most respected Counter Strike Source players Nigga Jones.
Do you smoke cock all day?
When a male is cock blocked. Then given a different female with which intercourse is/will be had.
A guy is working on girl #1. when girl #2 approaches him and throws a cock block. however girl #2 pulls a cock redirect and has guaranteed the male intercourse. regardless of how desirable she may be, If at all.
Dan: WTF why did you invite Stacy ? she's gonna cock block me all night ! I wanted to go after heather.
Jane: I don't know it just happened. Why do you care ? you'll get some from Stacy anyway.
Dan: yeah but I don't want any from her. You've successfully cock redirected me once again!
|5.||suck my cock , ill murder your family!|
Something you say when you or your fave team is losing. there is no counter dis to suck my cock , ill murder your family.
this phrase may also be used to rattle complete strangers on the metro.
bitch: i beleive you were traveling good sir.
you:O im terribly sorry.
bitch: yes well its quite alright
you: suck my cock , ill murder your family!
Any person who, literally or figuratively, aggressively tries to wrap their cock hungry lips around a dick.
Literal usage isn’t hard to imagine:
You are making out with your girlfriend, and surprisingly quickly her, lips start tracing down your treasure trail and before you know it, she has your dick in mouth - d.i.m.
“Oh Veronica, you little dick shark”
The gay guy at a club is really going after some cock:
“Look at Jesse up at the bar hitting on that tall, handsome Dutchman - total little dick shark”
Your 35-year old, single, female, career-driven boss hasn’t been on her back in months, and at the office party:
“Look - Lisa keeps brushing Craig’s belt buckle while they chat it up.” “Yeah, she’s being a real dick shark.”
Figuratively, it means anyone who is sucking up, or using sexual appeal to get ahead:
“The clients came to town and Ian was a total dick shark – couldn’t get their zippers open fast enough.”
“Tina’s nervous about the re-organization – nothing but the boss’s cock in her mouth will calm that little dick shark down.”
One last twist is to use it as a fake name.
The parts counter clerk barreled – “So you think this is warranty, ehh, well step on into Dick Shark’s office, and you two can straighten it out”
ok...so like when u have some bzs in a circle and u pull out ur 30 inch cock and slap em in da face while uz havin a fatty orgasm and itz like BAHHHHH
NOTE: MUST BE COUNTER CLOCKWISE
so i waz like I HAD DEEZ 7 BZs rite? and den like i went and dey all suked my fatty 30 inch cock nay mene? and den like on da last bitch rite be4 i was finna bust a nut on dem BZs i pulled my cock out the bitches mouth and gave em all a fatty reverse windmill neymene?