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An extremely stupid person working behind the counter at a retail outlet. Also known as a refailure.
I went over to the Dunkin Donuts and the countard over there couldn't even get my order right!
by cynic72 September 06, 2008
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2
A member of the lesser nobility; imbecile.
That sunrise party in Mykonos was full of countards.
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