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3.
Adj. Incrediably Awesome; miraculous; great; totally boss.
Really stoked on this feeling - it's a total countach.
 
1.
A long standing supercar produced by Lamborghini. Availiable are the Classic, QV and 25th anniversary editions. The design is based of the classic "wedge" shape. Has been rendered inferior by the Diablo
I want a countach.
by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004
 
2.
The tuft of hair above the meat curtains, usually creating the illusion of a vagina mustache.
"Would it kill you to trim back your countach? I feel like I'm staring at Tom Selleck here."
by Don Botang III April 04, 2006
 
4.
The tuft of hair above the meat curtains, usually creating the illusion of a vagina mustache.
"Would it kill you to trim back your countach? I feel like I'm staring at Tom Selleck here."
by Don Botang III, Esq. April 26, 2006
 
5.
Sometimes spelled 'coontosh' in modern tongues. It refers to the genetalia of an aferican american woman.
"I can smell the coutach from here"
by Aaron Green January 09, 2005