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coughing and sneezing simulatneously, thus your heart skips not just one beat, but 1.5 beats. or, dry cough or sneeze at the same time
Akhmed was dusting his liquor store, the dust and his seasonal allergies came upon and he couneezed.
by Charmizzle May 11, 2008