Coulter's Law 

From Ann Coulter: The longer we go without being told the race of the shooters, the less likely it is to be white men.

I heard about a horrible crime, but nothing about who did it. By Coulter's Law, it wasn't a White man.

Coulter's Law by anonymous June 15, 2021

cp coulter 

cp coulter is the pen name for the author of the widely read Glee fanfiction "Dalton." It's main character is Kurt Hummel, who transferred to Dalton Academy in the "Furt" episode of glee but the story continues on a completey original path from that point onward. cp coulter has made over thirty original characters for Dalton and is known to the fandom and her characters as Mama CP.

Ex: cp coulter's fic is so amazing, I can't wait for her to update!
Ex: Have you read Dalton by cp coulter, yet?
Ex: I think cp coulter should get dalton made into a soap opera or have it published!

cp coulter by Just Doing Stuff XD December 16, 2011

Coulteresque 

Having the quality of a politically reactionary idea, statement or principle, used expressely for the purpose of alienating those whose positions are contrary to the neocon idiot espousing them. Coulteresque statements are inflammatory and/or hateful by nature, and are usually directed at intelligent people whose political views are inconsistent with those of ultra right-wing author and crackpot commentator Ann Coulter and those of her ilk.

As I sat in the redneck bar, my ears were assaulted by one Coulteresque statement after another as two drunken neocon idiots demonstrated their ignorance of politics to the other patrons.

Coulteresque by Rollo & Biff August 1, 2007

mAnn coulter 

The "proper" name (mAnn Coulter) given to right-wing evangalist and media "whore" Ann Coulter. The reference to being a Man(n) is due to the fact that Ann Coulter has an unusually large adam's apple.

Other reasons include Coulter looking like a male transvestite with a blonde wig, and the fact that Ann Coulter has been quoted as saying, "I think women should be armed but should not be allowed to vote".

Also, many call her mAnn Coulter because many republican and conservative men think Ann Coulter is attractive provoking the belief that many conservative and republican men are closet homosexuals which is why they so often make homosexuality such a staunch and definitive political issue.

"Jesus, look at the size of Ann Coulter's Adam's Apple. She is so frickin hot dude."

"Firstly, it's mAnn Coulter. Secondly, you are gay."

mAnn coulter by Reasoner August 27, 2006

Ann Coulter Lite 

Nickname: American columnist and broadcaster Monica Crowley, so-called because while espousing many conservative views and opinions in common with Ann Coulter, she tends to avoid making the kind of extremist polemic outbursts which have undermined Coulter's credibility as a journalist.

Publically, Monica Crowley is dismissive of the appellation "Ann Coulter Lite", but privately relishes the turf she has acquired as a result of the more favorable impression she has gained by comparison with the better-known conservative drama queen.

Ann Coulter Lite by Speedog 2 December 26, 2010

colder than a nun's thigh 

1 Cold to the point of being painful to touch. Associated with cold and hard as ice.
2 An object that cannot be made warm
3 An inanimate object devoid of feeling or desire.

I spent of a frosty January in the panhandle of Idaho, it was colder than a nun's thigh.

colder than a nun's thigh by rucus11 September 19, 2009

coulier 

Refers to a male genital organ of bestial, python-like proportions. Derived from famously well-endowed actor/comedian Dave Coulier (rumored to be packing 17 inches).

Girl 1: Look at those pants
Girl 2: Whoa..he's..bulging
Girl 1: Seriously
Girl 3: Omg, definite coulier

coulier by Samuel Dalembert December 13, 2003