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A woman over 40 that still managed to keep her figure, knows how to have multiple orgasms, has a husband that cant keep up with her sexual appetite so she is forced to look for satisfaction among younger men that are more than willing to get her off as many times as she wants. She will give the best head you ever had and you will be begging for me. Her stupid husband is over worked and under paid and in love with his job more than his wife. This forces the cougar to hunt. Hot older woman on the prowl for sexual satisfaction is a cougar!
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Hot and sexy older woman, usually in her 40s or 50s, single or married, who is sick of her same-age counterparts which are usually hairless, have big guts, who only talk about their insurance premiums and have the TV remote control attached to their hands. Cougars are attractive, in their sexual prime, who know what they want and aren't afraid to go after it. BIG misconception is that they dress cheap, wear hot pink nail polish, animal skin prints and are not-so-attractive old-looking hags with bleached hair (Yeah those women exist, but they are NOT cougars). True cougars are classy, beautiful creatures who have made their successes on their own, have real brains, usually with expensive cars/homes, and are real head turners. Cougars seek younger men, and don't have to sneak up and attack...they know their younger mates are eager to get an experienced woman who won't ask if they'll call them the next day. Being a cougar is a positive thing. 20-something girl: "oh no, that cougar just left with Jeff and I've been trying to get him to ask me out for the past three months".
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| 10. | nugus | ||
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1) a large penis
2) brain/using your head 3) school spirit 1) Matt's cougar nugus was too large to penetrate Jean!
2) Josh always uses his nugus when in school! 3) John and Blake have excellent nugus while at football games! |
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A term often used by graduate students or young urban professionals for students in a university or college who has not received a first (often a bachelor's) degree who frequents the social scene with a revealed strong admiration for the more educated and experienced population.
undergrad freshmeat cougar bait cougar hawk cougar hunter golddigger elitist snob yuppie After an evening of intense work, the young graduate students decided to head to the bars often frequented by fundergrads. But trust them, these half-lawyers are just looking for fun.
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| 12. | Tiger | ||
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A 35+ woman who preys on younger men for casual sex in the same way as a Cougar or Puma, but who whilst still having a hot tasty body has a face/head that definately shows its age. From Tiger Prawn where you'd keep the tasty body, but discard the head and also keeping the cat theme of cougar, puma, etc. Guy to friend in bar "I thought I was going to be in for some Cougar time with that woman at bar with the long blond hair and great ass, but when she turned round she was a real Tiger and I wouldn't touch her with yours"
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| 13. | Cougar | ||
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Hot and sexy older woman, usually in her 40’s or 50’s, single or married, who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a bar waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. She will not play the usual B.S. games that women in their early 20’s participate in. Cougars are sick of her same-age counterparts which are usually hairless, have big guts, and have the TV remote control attached to their hands. True cougars are classy, beautiful creatures who have made their successes on their own, have real brains, and are real head turners. “Man is cougar's number one prey" (see The Graduate) Cougar Formula: Younger Age > Older Age/2 + 7 yrs
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Hot and sexy older woman, usually in her 40’s or 50’s, single or married, who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a bar waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. Cougars are True cougars are classy, beautiful creatures who have made their successes on their own, have real brains, and are real head turners. Man is cougar's number one prey! Cougar Formula: Younger Age > Older Age/2 + 7
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