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A slang term for a womens vagina.
Kevin ate my couchie out good last night, Sarah. Sarah? Listen to me you white couchie eating bitch!
Couchie by Todd Jarrett May 6, 2003

couchie cap 

when you melt wax from a candle then pour it over and in a vagina to harden it shut
erinn was talkin shit so blake whipped out his candle and gave that bitch a couchie cap
couchie cap by mc3yee December 29, 2010

couchie cutters 

A country saying for a pair of shorts that are showing a little to much of the vaginal area; booty shorts.
Whoa! Look at Lisa's shorts. You can almost see her flaps with those couchie cutters!
couchie cutters by hickyvicky February 23, 2011

Couch Time

Something that you have lots of once you get laid off from your job.
Once benefit of this shitty economy is that I might end up having lots of couch time!
Couch Time by rghman February 9, 2009

Couch time

Wow, that kid is messed up! I see a lot of couch time in his future.
Couch time by FunNun July 24, 2009

couchie melt

For a female to become aroused and her vagina becomes very moist by sexual feeling.
I made her couchie melt when I grabbed her waist
couchie melt by Truthmaster05 June 12, 2017