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cocksurfer 

A woman who makes a sport out of riding along the affections and cocks of multiple men. This could be in a single location (like a bar) or throughout a whole community in general.
As soon as she walked in the door she was cocksurfing around the whole bar.

It seems like as soon as they broke up she just became this whorish cocksurfer.

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cocksurfer by CaesarSPQR May 18, 2010
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Couch Surfer 

*Couchius Surferius Maximus* Couch Surfer (n) 1. An adult who is homeless and finds various couches to sleep on & homes to survive in until they are put out. 2. One who can NOT lease rental property for various reasons & goes from couch to couch because their living situation is uncertain day to day. Informal: a broke ass nigga/bitch
Christopher Cool Cutta Edwards, the original couch surfer has no job, shitty credit & is a broke ass nigga who is forced to couch surf on women's couches.
Couch Surfer by ThatBitch11 July 30, 2012

couch surfer dude 

A couch surfer dude is a dude who surfs couches, doesn't really have his own place, so he sleeps on the couches of various friends till he wears out his welcome, then he finds a new friend with a couch for him to surf
He's been a total couch surfer dude since he came back from LA.
couch surfer dude by RazMutant November 17, 2013

couchsurf 

To sleep at someone elses' home (esp. on the individual's couch) for an indefinite period of time. An act perpetrated mostly by college students, slackers, junkies, skaters, snowboarders, punks, ravers, clubbers, goths, hippies, cult members, or any other individual in need of a place to stay and willing to mooch said place from a friend, relative, or complete stranger willing to oblige them.
Hey man, I got kicked outta my apartment yesterday. Would you mind if I couchsurf at your crib?
couchsurf by bleepman September 5, 2005

couchsurfing 

A social networking tool for travelers to use while voyaging on the cheap. Done alone, in pairs, or in groups, couchsurfing can be done in over 250 countries with more than 2,000,000 couchsurfers worldwide. Popularized by its website, all that's required is to simply create a profile and request or offer a couch. Costs nothing but the memories and experiences are priceless.
Never sleep with your couchsurfing host...especially if he offers you alcohol.
couchsurfing by atayavie December 21, 2010

couch surfer 

one who defeats homelessness by relying upon a series of friends' couches. A friend or aquaintance who frequently crashes at your house. Can be due to inability to pay his own rent, frequent and/or persistent intoxication, or reluctance to return to his own dwelling. See A Brad
After Brad left and I had the upholstery professionally cleaned, I wasn't about to open the door to any more couch surfers.
couch surfer by T March 15, 2005

Couchburner 

1. A destructive or ill-mannered overnight house guest.
Mike is such a couchburner. Last time he crashed at my house, he broke my coffee maker and kicked over all the cat food.
Couchburner by ahhfred June 6, 2014