couchsurf 

To sleep at someone elses' home (esp. on the individual's couch) for an indefinite period of time. An act perpetrated mostly by college students, slackers, junkies, skaters, snowboarders, punks, ravers, clubbers, goths, hippies, cult members, or any other individual in need of a place to stay and willing to mooch said place from a friend, relative, or complete stranger willing to oblige them.

Hey man, I got kicked outta my apartment yesterday. Would you mind if I couchsurf at your crib?

couchsurf by bleepman September 5, 2005

couchsurfing 

A social networking tool for travelers to use while voyaging on the cheap. Done alone, in pairs, or in groups, couchsurfing can be done in over 250 countries with more than 2,000,000 couchsurfers worldwide. Popularized by its website, all that's required is to simply create a profile and request or offer a couch. Costs nothing but the memories and experiences are priceless.

Never sleep with your couchsurfing host...especially if he offers you alcohol.

couchsurfing by atayavie December 21, 2010

Couchslut 

A person that is always on the couch.

Man get up and do something you couchslut. Video games are bad for ya.

Couchslut by Blazeman March 30, 2010

Couchsurfin 

Going from couch to couch ,so u dont have to pay rent .

Let's go couchsurfin so we can save our cash .

Couchsurfin by Brandi m dukes July 10, 2017

Couch Slug

post coital vaginal and seminal fluid left behind by a naked woman who sits on a couch.

“Norah you dirty slut, you left a greasy couch slug on my new futon!”

Couch Slug by #1506 November 11, 2012

Couchbaugh 

adj. - the friend who moves back into town and shows up at your house regularly. at first he is more than welcome but then starts abusing guest privileges. he starts with a single seat on the couch once in a while but it then becomes the entire couch every night. he lives down the street but is at your place all the time, controlling the remote, ordering smelly food, and fouling up the entire house with farts and burps. you start making hints and jokes that maybe this isn't cool. but then he forms an alliance with a roommate who he can walk all over and figures this will allow him to continue hoarding your place. he will lay claim to a couch with multiple silent-but-deadly farts. he will never clean a single thing. he will bitch if you watch sports on t.v. he will make your drug problem worse. he will fail to add a redeeming quality to your place, besides the occasional pizza he will pay for, but then uses said pizza as leverage to watch Girls Next Door over Game 7 of the NBA Finals. his deep love of this sub-existence is contagious when you see the sheer joy across his face. it is easy to join him and become sucked into his world. the spell can only be broken by one of the outside world who breifly enters and clowns on you for being such a waste. once broken, you look back on your wasted time and regret watching that 3rd episode of Smallville. the only known resource of ridding yourself of the Couchbaugh is a Schneider.

"I gotta get out of my house, this Couchbaugh is sucking the life out of me."

"Did you just pull a Couchbaugh on a Saturday night? Weak."

"Can you bring your Schneider over here? I've got a Couchbaugh ruining my house."

Couchbaugh by Pulling a Benoit March 6, 2008

couchlogged

When a drug's effects confine someone to a couch (or other furniture) while still conscious. Normally preoccupied with music/movie/board game.

Ed was couchlogged while watching that whole movie after drinking those two forties!

After that bowl, Brett was so couchlogged he couldn't get up to piss.

couchlogged by Eeagle October 30, 2010