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16.
(location) Couches, a field with couches in it hidden from the road/removed from generally visibility. The perfect spot to smoke a bowl. Can also be a forested area, or anywhere outdoors. Usually transitory cause fuckers steal the couches or move them somewhere else.
Dude, where we going to smoke this shit?

The middle school again?

Fuck it, they have security cameras now. Let's go to couches.
by stonahsarah October 08, 2008
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1.
Where you sleep when you get your girlfriend mad; but not mad enough to be kicked out of the house.
After she caught me talking to my ex, I was on the couch.
by studio d September 29, 2005
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2.
when a girl sits on your lap and subtly grinds your cock with her ass in public, pretending that shes not (like a couch dance)
I knew for sure Jen wanted to fuck when she started couching me at Lisa's party
by Erik da Red July 11, 2003
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3.
One's system of morals or beliefs
dude 1: You shouldn't beat up those children that are significantly smaller than you.
dude 2: Man, fuck yo couch, nigga.
by yeahdude789 June 22, 2007
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4.
the second best thing to use next to the bed ;)
lets go have some fun on te couch =D
by slightly disturbed February 08, 2008
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5.
A piece of furniture more diverse than a coffee table.
Hey, move over so I can sit on the couch.

Is it ok if I crash at your place?
Sure, you can have the couch.

You don't have any foot rests?
Nah, just prop 'em up on the couch.

I ate dinner in front of the tv last night on the couch.

I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I used the couch.

I bought my dog a couch.
by Imelda Czechs May 06, 2013
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6.
A word used to replace words such as "fuck", or "shit", and has multiple uses as saying "back off". Or it is a piece of furniture that is ussually sat on.
Example one
Mom: "Hey Lukas do you chores"
Lukas: "Get off my couch mom"
Example two
Man one: " I fucked your mom"
Man two: "what the couch"
Example three
just use imagination uses are endless
Example four
Man one:"Are you here for the interview?"
Man two: "Yes"
Man three: "Sit down on my couch"
by lukashnsn5 August 30, 2011
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7.
referrers to the "sit-able" plateau of an excessively fat booty
"Look at the couch on that bitch!"
by BIlly the Poet March 06, 2009
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