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2. couched
adj.- used in the context of a party or social event. One who is so intoxicated that they have lost the ability to get up off the couch.
"Dude, you are so COUCHED!"
by Aldo Feb 5, 2005 add a video
1. couched
(adj.) to be under the influence of marijuana to the point where you are stuck on the couch or you just can't wait to get to the couch.
Dawg, I'm fuckin couched right now.
Dude, I'm mutha fuckin' couched.
3. Couched
Another "-ed" word for getting drunk.

Created August 2009 in Chicago, Illinois.
"Man, we got so couched on Keystone Light the other weekend. First drunk night at college!"
4. couched
To be made a fool of, disrespected or more simply put owned.
You got couched son.
5. Couched
The feeling of extreme tiredness you experience when coming down from a high
Dude I'm so couched right now I want to sleep forever
6. Couched
Stoned, passed out, beat.
Man, he smoked so much he's totally couched!
7. couched
When one certain girl is screwed over big time by one certain boy (who may or may not have the name Mike Couch). Can be applied to many different situations, but always results in a not so smitten girl and a douche-bag boy who doesn't even know what's going on.
A: So basically he doesn't even know the word "Hi."
E: Wow, cunt. You got couched. Big time!
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