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1.
a mix between a cunt and a douche.
sally you are such a couche.
by gimmeSomeBread January 21, 2009
 
2.
A cool douche. A man who, despite being a douchebag, is still kind of cool.
Sting from the Police is kind of a douche, and yet he's also a pretty cool guy. He's a couche.
by osirusr March 20, 2010
 
3.
a suave or fancy way of saying "couch"
another way to spell coochie.
Hey baby, come lay on this couche and let me get in that coucheee.
by kattteeebate June 02, 2010