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1.
a couch-potato house wife
Bob:"Where does Bill's wife work?" Jane:"She doesn't do any kind of work; she's a couch-wife."
by Candylaw December 03, 2012
 
2.
a mom/wife who is supposed to be a housewife and clean up all the time but doesn't. She just sleeps and eats all day long. Never cleaning. Never cooking. Never working.
Boy: Mom, did you wash my jeans while I was at school?

Mom: No, I didn't get around to it today.

Boy: Stop being such a couchwife and do some laundry!
by daddyspankee November 05, 2011