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1.
the art of sexual intercourse with an inatimant object such as a sofa, lawn chair or gazebo.
Phil fucked my couch... what a piece of shit couch fucker yo!
by diksenormous May 21, 2006
 
2.
the art of sexual intercourse with an inatimant object such as a sofa, lawn chair or gazebo.
Phil fucked my couch... what a piece of shit couch fucker yo!
by diksenormous May 21, 2006
 
3.
A person that under the right circumstances is cool, for example is a riot in the classroom. But once you invite him over it turns out he is very annoying and embarrassing.
" You know vinny from school? "
" Yeah he's pretty cool, he's in my biology. "
" Well i invited him over and he was a total couch fucker "
by nide cibas March 01, 2008
 
4.
A European or other nationality male that dates an American Female, since the word Amerykanka in many languages also means couch, like an American woman, a couch, just fuck n sits there!
Guy - Dude, what are you doing with that Amerikanka?

Dude - Dude! She's my girlfriend, she's hot! I love her!
Guy -

Dude - What?!
Guy -

Dude - ?WHAT!
Guy - Couch Fucker, we are ashamed of you
Dude - Aw, Dude
Guy - Dude yourself, and you can't sit on my couch, you have to sit on the floor from now on
by Comrade Plasternasty July 03, 2012
 
5.
One who prefers sexual adventures to be played out on the sofa!
this bed is too hard, that one is too soft, lets just fuck on the couch...i am a couch fucker
by ugggggmoansigh December 03, 2008