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18.
Can refer to either a woman or a vagina. Also quality of woman is denoted by a corresponding quality of couch. A very sexy woman would be referred to as a Venetian Love Seat, whereas a very large woman would be referred to as a sectional.
"I'm sorry dude, I was drunk last night and ended up sleeping on your couch."
"Good luck on the couch shopping tonight at the party."
"Dude, why are you even looking, don't you have a damn fine couch back at home?"
by seanb August 01, 2006
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1.
Where you sleep when you get your girlfriend mad; but not mad enough to be kicked out of the house.
After she caught me talking to my ex, I was on the couch.
by studio d September 29, 2005
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2.
when a girl sits on your lap and subtly grinds your cock with her ass in public, pretending that shes not (like a couch dance)
I knew for sure Jen wanted to fuck when she started couching me at Lisa's party
by Erik da Red July 11, 2003
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3.
A piece of furniture more diverse than a coffee table.
Hey, move over so I can sit on the couch.

Is it ok if I crash at your place?
Sure, you can have the couch.

You don't have any foot rests?
Nah, just prop 'em up on the couch.

I ate dinner in front of the tv last night on the couch.

I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I used the couch.

I bought my dog a couch.
by Imelda Czechs May 06, 2013
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4.
the second best thing to use next to the bed ;)
lets go have some fun on te couch =D
by slightly disturbed February 08, 2008
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5.
One's system of morals or beliefs
dude 1: You shouldn't beat up those children that are significantly smaller than you.
dude 2: Man, fuck yo couch, nigga.
by yeahdude789 June 22, 2007
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6.
A word used to replace words such as "fuck", or "shit", and has multiple uses as saying "back off". Or it is a piece of furniture that is ussually sat on.
Example one
Mom: "Hey Lukas do you chores"
Lukas: "Get off my couch mom"
Example two
Man one: " I fucked your mom"
Man two: "what the couch"
Example three
just use imagination uses are endless
Example four
Man one:"Are you here for the interview?"
Man two: "Yes"
Man three: "Sit down on my couch"
by lukashnsn5 August 30, 2011
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7.
referrers to the "sit-able" plateau of an excessively fat booty
"Look at the couch on that bitch!"
by BIlly the Poet March 06, 2009
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