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The act of a person sitting on the couch and jerking off men on each side of him/her, at the same time. The simultaneous jerking off motion resembles using ones poles to descend down a ski mountain.
Dude, Doug is such a homo. He got drunk and went couch skiing with the the two captains of the guys basketball team.
by Lilly Rowell September 15, 2007