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1. couch jumper
1. A complete idiot (Like Tom Cruise)

2. A complete idiot who jumps on couches (Like Tom Cruise)
Dammit I hate that kid, he's such a couch jumper!!
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2. couch jumper
A person who attempts to cover up his or her homosexuality by marrying someone of the opposite sex. See Tom Cruise
Mark: Did you hear that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting a divorce?

Steve: Yeah, it's no big surprise, though. Everyone knows he's a couch jumper.
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