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1. couch it
To be banished from your main bed to the living room/lounge couch by 1) your spouse or 2) your roommate for either punitive or hooking up reasons.
1) Since you cheated on me with your trampy secretary, why don't you couch it, you prick!

2) Hey Coleman, why don't you couch it so the Titty Mongrel can give me a hummer!
by Fast Bobby Feb 17, 2004 add a video
2. couch it
to recline for hours on end on a
futon-like surface
Hey matt I think we should totally couch it while watching weeds.
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