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n) johnson. hammer. variation of 'cock'. Started by the Jerky Boys (inadvertantly, though, as I'm sure they don't even know they said it during one of their pranks however it's gotten fantastic mileage with a bunch of punks from NJ)
Shawn: How's your cotz?
Jeff: Not bad, better get on the Parkway Souse soon.
by peasandqueues April 01, 2008

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(n) johnson. hammer. variation of 'cock'. Started by the Jerky Boys (inadvertantly, though, as I'm sure they don't even know they said it during one of their pranks however it's gotten fantastic mileage with a bunch of punks from NJ)
Shawn: How's your cotz?
Jeff: Not bad, better get on the Parkway Souse soon.
by peasandqueues March 31, 2008

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