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cotton candy income 

An income that appears adequate, but melts away to nothing almost at once.
#1: What do you mean you can't afford to go out? It's payday, and you had a raise last month!

#2: (Sighs) "Nah, I have a cotton candy income. Just as soon as the rent, rates and taxes, insurance and credit card installment go off I'll be back in the red..."
cotton candy income by mynah1 September 15, 2009

Hungarian Cotton Candy 

The act of picking a booger out of your nose, then scratching your ass with the same finger you picked the booger out of then eating the booger.
Someone caught Gabor eating some Hungarian Cotton Candy at the dinner party last Wednesday.

cotton candy

Pussy; the cotton being the hair, and the candy being the pink hole and surrounding pink areas.
Juggalo A: Did she shave the cotton off?
Juggalo B: Hell yeah dog, straight candy.
cotton candy by StillBorn April 29, 2003

Cotton Candy Frappuccino 

A delicious drink from the Starbucks secret menu. A light pink Frappuccino that tastes creamy and sweet and doesn't have a very strong coffee taste. Perfect for kids. How to order: Ask for a Vanilla Bean Frappuccino with one pump of raspberry syrup for tall, 1.5 for grande, and 2 for venti. Yummy!
Mmmmm... this Cotton Candy Frappuccino is delicious!

Fluff piece of Cotton Candy

It is a term used to describe a particularly attractive looking person (usually, male) whom you find "fetching" or would like to pursue a romantic relationship with. In other words, a romantic interest who is the equivalent of "oh my God! What is that magnificent creature". The use of the term is relative to its user.
1. Yo homeboy you been feeling that little shit in yo tummy when you been lookin' at that fluff piece of cotton candy?
2. Dayum! Did you see that fluff piece of cotton candy?

pink cotton candy 

when you period blood gets stuck in your pubes
woke up, didnt shave and that damn pink cotton candy happened!