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When you are stoned out of your mind and you wear contact lenses, your eyes dry up and the lenses stick and irritate you.
Damn bro, every time I blink this cotton eye makes my vision blurry!
by guitaristdito January 19, 2016
cot·ton eye
noun \ˈkɑtən ˈaɪ\

: a penis that has been probed by a cotton swab wielded by a medical professional ie. for std testing and swabbing for bacteria or fungus.
Bob had a crazy Friday night on the town, and in turn spent all Saturday morning waiting for a cotton eye at Planned Parenthood.
#std test #penis #cotton eyed joe #herpes #it hurts when i pee
by Chuck Naked September 15, 2013
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