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when someone doesn't shower and they get a cottage cheese like substance in their foreskin. In other words really fucking nasty
by Fiscal February 18, 2005
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when somethin just AINT right, like you aint be feelin it all dat much u kno??
shorty up in da club dancin wit her tampon string hangin out ..shieeet DATS COTTAGE CHEESE!!!!
by Simon Fraser October 06, 2008
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White,odorous,chunky sludge oozing from your wifes cunt by the time you get off work in the afternoon.
When i got home i was gonna fuck my wife but shed forgotten to wipe out the cottage cheeese from gettting gang banged all day by my unemployed friends.Its a rewal turn off.
by Drew Wolverton September 28, 2003
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A think white substance that accumulates in the vaginal area due to uncleanliness. It has the appearance of cottage cheese.
All of the guys were scared to sleep with Lara because she had a bad case of cottage cheese.
by STD Free March 16, 2008
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vaginal secretions of a largely obese woman.
With her legs spread part her cottage cheese was seeping out.
by qwerfds December 12, 2006
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A silent but deadly fart let loose when you are in a small cabin or a cottage.
Earl: And so I said to the guy.... Hey, what the hell is that smell? Ahh! Someone let loose a cottage cheese!

Sam: Whoops...
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A fat, ugly, and old white guy who can't stop downing the big macs and weighs a hundred pounds, which makes his skin look all saggy. So it looks like cottage cheese.
Example 1:

Guy one: Ew look at that fat guy downing big macs!
Guy two: He's got some major cottage cheese.

Example two

Guy one: OMG! that fat ugly white guy in the speedo has some major cottage cheese!

Guy one: That fat ugly
by shea1bear January 24, 2009
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