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An elderly male who gives off a false impression by making much younger females believe that he is nice and soft like cotton when really he is just trying to lure them into bed with him. The word "Cottam" is slang for "cot them" and is used to describe somebody who takes advantage of barely legal girls by being a father-like figure to them and convincing them into using his baby-like penis as a pacifier.

The term "Cottam" can also be given to somebody who is high up in a workplace such as a bar manager, who employs young girls and offers them more suitable working hours in exchange of sexual favours.

Cottams tend to stand out among others as they will most likely always be suited and booted trying their hardest to look important and will always have a unusual smirk on their face which would be best described as a "pedo smile".
Alexandra: I really don't know what to do! I can't pay my bills on a wage like this!
Leah: Maybe you could do what me and Dem did and let Dave "cottam" you.
Alexandra: Im not sure I could go ahead with that Leah! I really don't think I could live with myself if I slept with desperate Dave!
Cottam by Funkdoctorforeskin March 30, 2023
A unit of measurement for how deep one can intrude into a sexual organ.
"Dude I was so many cothams into Tony's asshole the other day, i could practically feel my balls bouncing off of his spleen!"
Cotham by bigfatdik May 22, 2009
Related Words
God dammit, but better.
Cotdammit Elizabeth!
Cotdammit by The YusBus August 12, 2016
Another way to say condom. Popularized by the YouTube hit video "Shoes".
"What did you expect to get for your birthday, condamns?"
"You'd best use a condamn if you don't wanna get knocked up!"
condamn by Aluriaphin October 9, 2007

coddamì nu pei 

Sardinian for "go to hell". Literally translated it means "Fuck you!" or "Fuck off! or "Stop for bothering me!"

Codda means Fuck

Codda-mi means Fuck me
nu means a/an
pei means foot
When he was bothering me, I told him: "Coddamì nu pei!"
coddamì nu pei by ninneddu January 31, 2010

condamnit 

a term used in place of "god damn it" typically refering to a condiment.
"i just spilled the ketchup all over me! condamnit!"
condamnit by qfizzle May 3, 2009

cotdayam 

Say it outloud. It's the ghetto way of saying and spelling 'god damn'
"Cotdayam, that is one fine piece of tuna."
cotdayam by nigs1987 January 9, 2014