Guy 2: Sup bro?
Guy 1: Nothing, but my cotch is fire bro!!
Guy 2: AWESOME!
Girl 1: UGH I HATE YOU ALL!!
Girl 2: Excuse me, teacher? Will you please discipline these two males?
Teacher: Boys? If you disturb these nice ladies one more time, you will going to detention.
Guy 1: What a cotch.
2. Adjective: Describing something as a cotch means it seems comfortable and capable of being cotched in.
3. Verb: To cotch. To recline, to relax or chill out in comfort.
2. Your double bed is quite a cotch.
3. I'm knackered man, let's cotch over there.