kackpipe cosmonaught 

A poof, a doughnut puncher, colon cowboy, arse farmer, a crafty butcher

That Keith Chegwin's a fuckin kackpipe cosmonaught

kackpipe cosmonaught by Jimbo February 23, 2004

cockpipe cosmonaught 

This is somebody whop feels it necessary to take the back door. A bush dodger a gay a fence fole or gos!

"That batty boy is such a cockpipe cosmonaught!"

cockpipe cosmonaught by FJ April 20, 2005

Coconaughts 

A group of people who gift coconuts to couples engaging in sexual acts inside a vehicle in a public location. Usually placing the coconut on the hood.

Now you are saying these "coconaughts" give people having sex coconuts?
That exactly.
The most bountiful sex you will have is when the coconaughts gift you a coconut while you are doing the deed.

Coconaughts by PonchoFox December 29, 2014

Filthy Cosmonaut 

Originating from a filthy astronaut, this move begins in the doggy style position. Just before "blast-off" tightly secure a plastic bag over your partner's head as you move to face to face with her. Next, strike her about the head hard enough that she begins to see stars--we call this move the "Hammer & Sickle." Then firmly pie-face her back onto the bed so she is lying on her back. Now release your Siberian Splooge across her eyes and she will see nothing but the Milky Way. Then immediately take a celebratory shot of chilled Stoli Vodka, and without swallowing, spit it in your partners face for a Cold War ending.

Lisa: That new Russian exchange student, Svetlana is walking funny today.

Steve: Yeah I know. I gave her a sick-ass Filthy Cosmonaut last night.

Lisa: USA! USA!

Filthy Cosmonaut by $ad-Lo April 16, 2011

cosmonaut 

A Russian astronaut.

"We Americans have astronauts, and the Russians have cosmonauts. No real difference."
-me

cosmonaut by Dave September 13, 2004

cackpipe cosmonaut 

A slang, light-hearted term for a homosexual.

'Terry's gay, y'know...'
'Get out! How do you know?'
'I shagged him.'
'Get out!'
'Honest, dolly. He's 100% cackpipe cosmonaut.'

cackpipe cosmonaut by rxnxr October 17, 2009

cosmonaut 

An astronaut of Russia(or the former Soviet Union) is called a "cosmonaut". The word was derived from "kosmos"(universe) and "nautes"(sailor/navigator).

American space travelers are astronauts; Russian space travelers are cosmonauts; Chinese space travelers are taikonauts.

cosmonaut by DQ October 22, 2003