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A utopian, celestial metropolis of a city whose location is estimated at the South of England by geography scholars. Cosham is home to the undisputed greatest Pizza Hut of all time. Legend has it Cosham is a magical place where nothing bad can possibly ever happen to you.
*mates are ribbing one other mate to the point where the other mate gets pissed off and upset*

Other mate: "For fuck's sake! I'm going to Cosham!"
Cosham by ghettoman95 March 20, 2012
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Cosmatic is the term relating to incomprehensible occurrences in the known universe. Fusing the concepts of “magic” and “cosmic”, it acts as an all encompassing replacement for any phenomenon that the human mind currently cannot explicitly describe, or explain. The ideological neutrality of the word “cosmatic” is intrinsic to accepting the inevitability of human fallibility when it comes to rationalizing the mysteries of life itself.
ie. "whoa man, the formula for a black hole is infinity times infinity reccouring? Thats hella cosmatic.."

"I dont know why that miracle happened brah, it was just so cosmatic"

"I don't know why we like each other; it's just some cosmatic connection I guess"
Cosmatic by minfjfinfp January 28, 2015
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In spanish, also means "to fuck".
Ana: te quiero coshar.
Gabriel: vamos a coshar, pues.
Ana: anoche coshé con Gabriel.
coshar by rebekkanev18 July 20, 2016
A pair of lovely, hairy balls dipped in only the finest Godiva chocolate which are then placed on a dipping mat to dry and to display the glorious Godiva logo.
Mayra is standing over the dipper, she must be getting ready to dip her cohats.
cohat by Asian Invasion Lap November 11, 2006

CopsHateMoe 

good person very good. likes birds. our one and only cis king uwu.
CopsHateMoe is my favourite person on YouTube, TikTok and other related internet-based platforms. They play the ukulele and piano which is quite cool actually.
CopsHateMoe by frickfrackuwu May 18, 2021
Wet; damp or well lubricated.
Damn, she's so coshal. That's some coshal shit.
coshal by Rock DAddy 222 March 3, 2018

Conhateulations 

An exclamation for when something good happens for someone, and you're genuinely happy for them, but also want to punch them in the face out of jealousy.
Friend/Assface: Oh man, I just won the lottery!
Other Friend/Hater: Conhateulations!
Conhateulations by DonWeryAboudit August 15, 2014