A car that owns imports
Damn, all those people typing this shit dont know anything because all the 1/4 times are slower then the vettes, damn im gay
by cash money July 25, 2003
The last true American muscle car that isn't an embarrassment to American muscle (see: Ford Mustang, challenger/charger, and/or heavy loud piece of shit. The corvette will effortlessly eat a import, or any mustang, in one bite; then shit it out, then wipe it's ass with any dodge sports car. If you know anything about chevy corvette, you obviously know that imports are expensive jokes, and fords are 2 ton tanks that are built to look good, go in a straight line(doing so much slower than vettes), but most of all, they were put on this earth to simply give the corvette another car to embarrass. Some mustang drivers will say that they can get their car to be as fast as a Z06 corvette... As suprizing as it may be, this is possible. It is possible to take the fastest mustang made, put everything you can under the hood, spend twice as much as you bought the piece of shit for, then keep racking up the bill in maintaining the money trap, then after ALLLLLLLLL that, it might be close to as fast as a stock Z06 C6 that you could have just bought for a fraction of the price in the first place. no matter what they say, they can't argue with facts. And the facts are obvious; ford will never truly beat the vette, and imports.... Ha. Let's just say imports and fords both have no place fuckin with the big boys. They should stay down on the level in which they belong; always and forever BELOW corvette.
Mustang driver: "hey do u think we should race that corvette?"

Mustang passenger: "no dude wtf your stupid there are people around!"
Mustang driver:" so? Nobody will call the cops"

Mustang passenger: " no shit, it will just be embarrassing! It's a vette dude are u fucking stupid? U should kill yourself"

Corvette driver: "poor kids"

Mustang driver: "dude let's race this vette!!!"
Corvette driver: "I wonder why these kids in that POS mustang are reving their engine, I don't think they give licenses to retarded people, so surely they wouldn't want to race me"

Mustang passenger: "yeah dude floor it, he want to race!!"

Mustang driver: " it's floored! Shit he might beat us! "

Corvette driver: " wow I think they are retarded, they are trying to race me. Maybe I should shift out of second gear, looks like their car might be able to hit 80"

Mustang driver: " dude, where the fuck did that vette go?"

Corvette driver: " hmmm I don't see them anywhere on the freeway behind me, their POS must have finally broke down... Smh. Fucking fords. "
by FuckFordGetVette October 13, 2011
America's long enduring sports car. Celebrating 50 years of forward-thinking engineering and technology.
Often associated with middle-aged men trying to pick up young women.
Look at that dude in the toupee riding in his old 'vette... he must be makin up for a small penis.
by ebony luvr July 11, 2003
Probably the best sports car for the money you'll ever find, especially the newer C06 and ZR1. Easily destroy any other car in their price range, and even compete with some exotic super cars three times its price.

The vette has been and will always be an American icon, it turns heads no matter what year and model. From the 1950s to 2010, the corvette is a legendary vehicle that eats the competition.

It has that sleek, sportscar look, but also has the big definitive American V8 engine powering it, and with exhaust modifications, can even have the classic musclecar sound. You know when you have to buy a half million dollar Italian supercar to compete with this beast that it kicks some serious ass.

Ricers like to race mustangs because they know that sometimes a mustang is crappy and they might have a chance at beating it, but no ricer would ever think to challenge a vette, the new vettes destroy the Skyline and any other Japanese import.

The corvette is a force to be reckoned with, and even if you consider yourself a Ford or Dodge loyalist, every car enthusiast no matter the loyalties should own at least one corvette in their lifetime, it's in a whole other league and you need to feel that power sitting behind the wheel of one of these cars.
Shit I riced up my civic but got humiliated by yet another corvette on the freeway.
by VetteKing March 06, 2010
Man's gift to himself, the best car America has ever produced and yes it is 500 times better than the Mustang will ever be.
Wow! Is the a Corvette? Yeah it is, it's 500 times better than the Mustang no matter what that Japanese guy's girlfriend says!
by The Nate March 07, 2008
The Ultimate road And Track Car. the LT3 Beats the Hell out of all those Ricers and Other Domestics, the Z06 Kills most of European Cars,the ZR1 Slayed the New Skyline and the Ferrari F430, and Saleen S7, and The C6RS Killed The enzo and can leave any European, japanese,or American car lookin like they were standing still. it especially beat the Aston Martins,in Particular the DB9 And DBR9
and most importantly, they are affordable compared to other supercars,with the base model starting around 40K.
Damn, that rich Kid in his Viper Thought he could beat that corvette C6,but the C6 ended up having to wait for him at the finish line!!
by Zr1 August 16, 2008
Compensation for a small penis or erectile difficulties.
As soon as I found that I would be basically dickless for the rest of my life, I started saving for a corvette.
by import June 04, 2005

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