Mustang passenger: "no dude wtf your stupid there are people around!"
Mustang driver:" so? Nobody will call the cops"
Mustang passenger: " no shit, it will just be embarrassing! It's a vette dude are u fucking stupid? U should kill yourself"
Corvette driver: "poor kids"
Mustang driver: "dude let's race this vette!!!"
Corvette driver: "I wonder why these kids in that POS mustang are reving their engine, I don't think they give licenses to retarded people, so surely they wouldn't want to race me"
Mustang passenger: "yeah dude floor it, he want to race!!"
Mustang driver: " it's floored! Shit he might beat us! "
Corvette driver: " wow I think they are retarded, they are trying to race me. Maybe I should shift out of second gear, looks like their car might be able to hit 80"
Mustang driver: " dude, where the fuck did that vette go?"
Corvette driver: " hmmm I don't see them anywhere on the freeway behind me, their POS must have finally broke down... Smh. Fucking fords. "
'69 ZL-1. It may not handle the best (it's 36 and designed for drag racing), but it could easily outrun a Ferrari F430.
2004 Z06 Corvette
See this riceboy... now run.
Corvette driver: yeah you better leave, pussy
Traffic Cop: Yeah, I know. Nissan hasn't really had any success running the R390 in any competition, yet Chevrolet has been dominating with its C5-R. Oh well, let's go unwrap his poor toy from around that lightpost ... *sigh* ... these kids really should stick to front-wheel drive cars.
'Vette Owner : tell me about it
Owner of a Corvette: (Could not be reached for comment because the Civic couldn't catch the Vette)
1. A fast warship that is usually smaller than a frigate but larger than patrol craft. These ships are generally well-armed and in use mostly by smaller navies that do not need or cannot afford larger warships. Corvettes generally carry enough firepower to sink ships many times its size, and can thus provide navies with a symetrical response to a threat for asymetrical cost. They do not have the endurance of larger ships and are therefore not suited for long-term operations (with the possible exception of Israeli corvettes, which, due to their prohibition from the Suez Canal, must travel all the way around Africa to reach their operating areas in the Red Sea).
NATO standard designations are: FS (corvette), and FSG (guided misslie corvette).
1. Corvettes are the largest ships in most Middle Eastern navies, including Israel, Iran and Oman.