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A master cocksman.
Yessenia knew that she would have to lock this man down. He was a Cordes of the utmost degree.
Cordes by Yevgenia June 26, 2022
The kind of person who willingly adds the cherry to the top of your ice cream (Metaphorically and literally). S/he is the one who decides if your gathering or assembly of people will be enjoyable by merely showing up. These clever beings are in-fact human, even though they have the body of a Greek God/ Goddess. It is politically correct to say they are perfect in virtually every way.

Talents and attributes for a Cordes include making others feel elation and anguish at the same time, being able to differentiate all facts in the history of forever, making incredible pick-nicks {both genders (shows how truly amazing they really are)}, and being just plain sexy.

WARNINGS: You can try to be like this person, but you will ultimately fail. It is suggested to not show up this person either, for it is impossible... and fatal.
Wait Sean is going? That kid is such a Cordes, i'm in!
Cordes by guy2theleft April 28, 2011
Also used to refer to pavement/sidewalk in Ilkeston, but possibly "causey" from "causeway"
"No playing in the road...stay on the corsey"
corsey by drbollocks April 17, 2008

Corresponder 

The most primo vape in ripping distance. It allows the boys to truly connect to the nic; deviously. We praise the correspond.
Doc Jones: yo the corresponder needs my attention, where she at?
Ted: one sec fham
Corresponder by Big Chunder January 29, 2023
A variant of mixture of dialects composed of "Crap" and "gee I'm too lazy to find that key",used to convey information that means nothing and oft has sexual overtones with a Oedipus twist.

Whilst appearing in the mid nineties, it has been rumored that a large balding individual who apparently was reminiscent of the the cartoon book guy from the Simpsons, actually created it to communicate with people of a similar interest. Unable to find links to the popular German sites that involved "Fisting", "Bukkake", and parental sexual involvement, the individual stumbled into a small motorcycle site (see - Machines of death) in Australia.

The ramblings begun the dialect and although directly conveying little meaning to most discussions the translations of the communiques caused much mirth, and as such the truncated and garbled fashion of typing was
slowly migrated into another format, (see - SMSing, Texting of crap).

Reference material -

@WAR forums - 1992 onwards
Playschool - Forming words.
West Australian goverment - any session, post 1990.
Corkese:
Est. 2009, "eheh got any hands free time at the mo"
Est. 2008, "oh yeah i felt like santa clause at the end , fark i'd even emptied my sack "
Est. 2007, "i dont mind , tho as im going beed heading south next weekend prolly like to keep it nor"
Est. 2006,"actually i think i could have paid every mdh bill ever which the the money from the depriciateninja :-) "
Est. 2005,"fudge-packing mincing nancy boy excess"
Est. 2004,"wots a geetar ?????? "doof doof doof" ;-) "
Corkese by bttlmstr June 16, 2009
Undergarment worn throughout ages, to redefine the sape of a woman's body(mostly into an hourglass); usually by cinching the waist, and pushing up the breasts. Originally lined with whale bone for support, and laced up the back; now is available in many different styles, materials, and shapes. Current-day it is no longer JUST worn as an undergarment, but is commonly worn as part of an outfit usually durring the nocturnal hours. Favored garment by the goth or gothic genre.
DUrring different eras, muntiple shapes were achieved. i.e. Edwardian, Elisibethan, Victorian, Valentine, exc.. Also in Overbust (to cover the breasts) or Underbust(stops below breasts).
The tighter the better.
corset by Tink January 24, 2005