"I got a corruption, I'm going to die a virgin."
Congress party worker : That's our gift to this country.
Me: Who votes for you Swiss bank money stashing, corrupt bastards?
Congress party worker: the uneducated, the overtly secualr morally coward, Muslims and about any other person who's ashamed of being an Indian.
Me: You bastards!!
Congress party worker: Kalyug, beta. Just accept us.
That kid is so ugly, he must be in corruption!
dude I so totally finished corrupting my girlfriend