Integer Correlation
Integer Correlation by BLDA October 19, 2010
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Person A: Every time I forget to pray at night, I'm late for work in the morning. If I can't consistently get my prayer on, I'm def gonna lose my job.
Person B: That's an interesting correlationship you've conjured.
Person B: That's an interesting correlationship you've conjured.
correlationship by happysunman September 1, 2009
The Shading Handjob Correlation
The Shading Handjob Correlation states that if one is good at shading with their graphite pencil, then they will give really pleasureable handjobs
rick: whoaaa that chick is good at shading
paul: that's not the only thing she's good at
rick: huh?
paul: the shading handjob correlation. ever heard of it?
paul: that's not the only thing she's good at
rick: huh?
paul: the shading handjob correlation. ever heard of it?
The Shading Handjob Correlation by Thomas Roald February 22, 2009
Correlation
A statistic that means a lot less than you think it does, but is useful in arguments if you want to sound right.
There is a correlation between ice cream sales and drowning. Therefore, the consumption of ice cream should be considered a public danger.
Correlation by Killing Kittens May 19, 2009
spearmans wank correlation coefficient
A statistical system created by Charles Spearman. The mad bastard ranked his wanks every day on a scale of one to ten for a year. He then made a stupid table and decided how significant he is
Mark: "I just don't know how significant i am"
Harold: "Have a spearmans wank correlation coefficient, that'll sort you out"
Harold: "Have a spearmans wank correlation coefficient, that'll sort you out"
spearmans wank correlation coefficient by mcfinners February 20, 2011
The Shading Handjob Correlation
If you are good at shading in drawings the you are good at giving handjobs.
so, good shaders=good handjob givers
particularly if you are female. If you're a really good shader, then you're really good at giving handjobs.
so, good shaders=good handjob givers
particularly if you are female. If you're a really good shader, then you're really good at giving handjobs.
jameson: I know that kelly would give amazing handjobs because she is amazing at shading her drawings. This is because of the shading handjob correlation.
The Shading Handjob Correlation by Jameson Patrick December 9, 2008
Correlation =/= Causation
A phrase used to point out the flaw of a specific argument which implies correlation means causation.
Person A: There is a correlation between people who use wheelchairs and people who have had a severe accident therefore.. Boys, don't use wheelchairs. :epic_sunglasses:
Person B: Correlation =/= Causation.
Person A: Oh my goodness, you're right.
Person B: Correlation =/= Causation.
Person A: Oh my goodness, you're right.
Correlation =/= Causation by TotallyNotComfy September 25, 2018