corrected wrong 

When someone corrects someone else and the person doing the correcting is, in fact, wrong, and the person who initially spoke was correct.

14:28 <`sarah> and im also an ungrateful bitch
14:28 <joshua_> grate?
14:28 <joshua_> is that a brand
14:28 <`sepesi> nt joshua
14:28 <scott_> how dumb are you joshua_
14:28 <mike> oh god did you seriously just correct her wrong
14:28 <mike> rofl

"That idiot just corrected wrong." - Correct person

corrected wrong by XULLIOS April 29, 2008

Corrected Age

Actual Age + Arrested Development (age you feel mentally) + Appearance Age (subjective based on other’s perception)/3 = Corrected Age

50 + 29 + 40 =119/3=39.667

No rounding up so the new corrected age is 39.

Corrected Age by Bewje March 14, 2026

I sit corrected 

I STAND corrected, only for lazy people. Usually when watching tv and arguing, and you lose, is an excellent time to use this.

Thing 1 "dude, DANCING WITH THE STARS is at 8 o clock!"
Thing 2 "no, its at 9, see? i have channel guide PROOF!"
Thing 1 "Oh....I sit corrected"

I sit corrected by Teharbitur November 7, 2009

I stand corrected 

Synonym to forfeit an argument, surrender.

Basically people say it when they get fucked so badly in an argument they can't even come back from it.

Barry: "Hey Jerry COUNTERARGUMENT THATS REALLY GOOD"
Jerry: "I stand corrected"

I stand corrected by mylifeisadefinition September 1, 2021

Sida Corrected 

when someone tried to correct something that is not wrong.

person 1: that's wrong!!!
person 2: no it is not!
person 1: whops I Sida corrected you!

Sida Corrected by Feedback loop January 1, 2012

Joe Rogan Doesn't Like Being Corrected

Ooooooooooohoho!

Hym "Joe Rogan Doesn't Like Being Corrected. He didn't catch a break or anything he worked suuuuper-duper hard. And his daughter's a fuckable now. Some of them. And the age difference between Joe Rogan and me is the same as the age difference between him and his wife!"

Joe Rogan Doesn't Like Being Corrected by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

Polignorant correctness 

1. Espousing, supporting, defending, or professing as good any matter of action ideology religion or belief which you know nothing about in order to appear intelligent, informed, humane, noble, or prestigious.

2. The action of righteously stating one’s position on a matter without sufficient research or knowledge to be responsibly making such statements.

3. The habit of irresponsibly making claims on a debatable issue without the work of educating oneself beforehand; the goal is to look good in the eyes of others.

4. Dishonestly speaking as if knowledgeable about an issue with a firm public statement of opinion. It has the effect of disserving the public discourse on an issue by disregarding verifiable facts.

5. Posing as informed on a topic in order to get others to admire you.

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Polignorant correctness scenarios:
Stating at a dinner party, "Global warming is a myth!" without checking the science behind the claims of the scientists. The speaker gives the impression that they have a wealth of knowledge on the subject.

Commentator on a news channel saying, "Islam is a peaceful religion" without researching the scriptural basis for the Islamic terrorist actions that just occurred. The commentator gets to appear understanding and humane without any research required.

Professing "All cultures and societies are equal in merit and achievment" as if one had extensively studied and found that to be the case. The speaker looks understanding and vastly educated.

Polignorant correctness by ibnkafir June 25, 2010