cornturd

A Cornturd, must contain whole kernels of corn (or easily recognizable partial kernels) mixed in, and throughout a common, human turd. Usually in a heterogenous mixture of corn kernels and feces.
A well defined, firm turd with a respectful circumference, being a variety of colors. May be buoyant, or a sinker. Usually found in a toilet bowel although, occasionally seen on sidewalks and streets. Rarely seen on floors in homes, motels, schools and supermarkets.
Easily identifiable by the obvious presence of corn kernels embedded in, and on the surface of an otherwise ordinary human turd. Usually considered semi rare. Often used in the contexts of jokes or used to describe a lowlife person.

-"Holy shit Jim, did you see the size of that cornturd loafing in the bottom of that toilet bowl, It was so big, it wouldn't flush!"
-"Well honey, judging by the obvious cornturd you left in the shitter, I don't have to ask you what you ate yesterday, ha, ha!"
-Bill mounted his enormous cornturd on a board and hung it on the bathroom wall, as a trophy turd.
-"Jonny is such a cornturd! He's always shitting on everyone!"
-"Every time we start having fun, you have to ruin it by being a fuckin' cornturd!"

-"Gosh Donna, you really must learn to chew your food better, you turds are full of corn!"
-"What, corn in my turds? I guess I made, a bona fide cornturd," Tim thought to himself.

cornturd by Pigiron9 April 28, 2022

corptard 

A corptard (short for corporate retard) is a person who is employed by a large corporation who quite frankly should not even be employed. This person has the intelligence (intellectual, social, political and emotional) of a brain-damaged hamster. A corptard can be found hiding in all ranks of an organisation. An easy way to identify a corptard in your organisation is through the following behaviours: a) replying all when it is completely unnecessary or inappropriate to do so b) using corporate social media to post things that would even be embarrassing on Facebook c) a very low level of elevator-etiquette and d) wearing strip-club clothing to work.

Did that guy just wish everyone in the organisation a “happy humpday” via social media? What a corptard!

corptard by feluna March 29, 2015

Corp Turd 

A member of Texas A&M University's Corps of Cadets. Most likely to fling horse poo at members of an opposing school's Marching Band. Sometimes seen using a sabre to defend Kyle Field's "sacred" playing surface from SMU Cheerleaders. Like to grab their nuts and squeeze them to feel the pain that the football team is experiencing. Like to sport military haircuts and be a part of a pretend Army.

Hey man, did you see that dude grabbing his nuts on TV? He must be a Corp Turd!

If you're a Red Raider, you better not let a Corp Turd catch you walking on the grass at the Memorial Student Center, or else they'll beat you up.

Corp Turd by Raider Power December 14, 2008

Corp Turd 

A member of Texas A&M University's Corps of Cadets. Most likely to fling horse poo at members of an opposing school's Marching Band. Sometimes seen using a sabre to defend Kyle Field's "sacred" playing surface from SMU Cheerleaders. Like to grab their nuts and squeeze them to feel the pain that the football team is experiencing. Like to sport military haircuts and be a part of a pretend Army.

Hey man, did you see that dude grabbing his nuts on TV? He must be a Corp Turd!

If you're a Red Raider, you better not let a Corp Turd catch you walking on the grass at the Memorial Student Center, or else they'll beat you up.

Corp Turd by Raider Power December 9, 2008