The act of defecation at work without clocking out or waiting for a lunch break.

Performance of the sexual act on a desk, generally in a corporate office environment. Possibly an attempt by a junior member of staff to enhance career prospects. Often results from a mid-life crisis on the part of more senior management. Note - likely to end in career termination if caught.

An increasingly popular term for a global economic crisis generally blamed on corporate corruption based in the U.S., especially under President George W. Bush, though its full impact will occur after Bush's departure from public office. As of January 2009, it isn't certain whether the crisis will equal or even surpass the original Great Depression in severity, though comparing the two events is akin to comparing apples and oranges.

An ironic, white collar phrase best used at the most inappropriate time possible to emphasize how effective you are at beating the corporate bureaucracy. Will simultaneously impress and threaten your fellow coworkers, be they management consultants, lawyers, or investment bankers.

When the big whig corporate people come into your work place unannounced trying to catch people misbehaving/slacking off.

1. To run upon a treadmill, (a gym machine for working-out).

Benefits to treadmill-running as opposed to taking a sidewalk: no traffic, no sidewalk problems, no beggars (or thieves, or gangs), easily-accessible pre-paid water, can listen to music loudly and not compromise personal safety, no jerks staring/commenting, don't have to wear any travel items, and best of all: NO WEATHER ISSUES!

Treadmills are especially beneficial to anybody "laying low".

2. The daily grind for a dress-suit corporate slave.

The fight which ensues in a public or office restroom with multiple stalls over which occupant will win the right to poo in privacy.

It is a general rule that the first occupant shall be the victor and a newly arriving poo-er must concede the entire restroom and come back later. However, there are times when a new poo-er cannot postpone or doesn't have the couth to wait...thereby commencing a Poo Battle.