the act of discussing business without actually saying ANYTHING, but embuing said corporate masturbator with an undeserved feeling of being of interest or utility to those present or his or her current employer
corporate masturbation can easilly be identified when any of the phrases below (but not limited to this list) are used in the context of discussing a business or business activities:
'restructure our asset-base'
'efficient through-flow model '
'increase the number of revenue streams'
'consolodating our holdings'
'business paradigm shift'