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A citizen of Corporate America who is singularly unskilled at their function which, in fact, describes most people in Corporate America. All races, intellect levels, sexual orientations & both genders may be a corpnoob.

Can be used interchangeably with 'corpboob'.

Formally, the plural of corpnoob is 'Bunch of Clowns'.

Analogous to 'buffoons' in environments outside of Corporate America.
That dude couldn't submit an expense report if he were the Submit Button itself. Corpnoob if I ever saw one.

He's having a get-together later with his friends and those Bunch of Clowns are going to the Idiot Convention.
by winterlight August 05, 2011
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