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coronacooties

An especially dangerous strain of cooties possessed by those infected with the coronavirus.
Please cough into your elbow, not your hand. I don’t want your coronacooties.
coronacooties by Sunny Cheddar March 5, 2020

Coronaphone 

Our carefully disinfected office phone, a result of the endlessly robotic janitorial motions we make before using our shared workspaces.
Gimme a minute while I prepare the Coronaphone.
Coronaphone by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2020

Coronacoaster 

When your emotions are on a rollercoaster due to all of the news each day about the Corona virus.
"I wake up and I'm in a good mood, then I watch the news and I start crying."

"Wow, you're on a Coronacoaster!"
Coronacoaster by Plan-z April 8, 2020

Coronacane 

When a hurricane forms during the corona pandemic.
Dude, A Coronacane is coming, you better pick up more toilet paper!

Coronashyster 

An unscrupulous person who opportunistically uses people’s fear over Coronavirus to deceive and defraud.
Don’t buy anything from that Coronashyster!
Coronashyster by Dr Bunnygirl April 4, 2020

coronacampus 

A virtual “campus” that is a remote, online one, springing up during the COVID-19 Pandemic.
I’m headed off to the coronacampus to meet with my college buds!
coronacampus by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020