corny ass

One who asks or speaks in a way that is especially and embarassifly corny. One who tries to act cool, but is actually very uncool indeed.

"You know that Sheila Brienne and Sarah Nicole? I heard they installed a tire swing."
"Oh I'm not even surprised. What a couple of corny asses"

by NotSarahNicole December 14, 2016

Corny ass mother fucker

When you get corn cob stuck in your ass you are a corny ass mother fucker

Rumor is that guy is a corny ass mother fucker

by Onion2097 August 26, 2022

Corny ass mother fucker

When Someone gets an entire corn cob stuck in their ass

"Rumor is that guy is a corny ass mother fucker"

by Onion2097 August 26, 2022

Corny ass

A curious closeted gay farmer boy

(He uses corn as a mid afternoon toy)

"he's a corny ass!"

"Yeah, my buddy Eric is one of those"

by Vesballs October 28, 2022