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Using lame old jokes trying to impress people and not suceeding.

Being horny, eager to have sex
Damn Bob's Joke was the most corniest shit anybody ever heard.

Oh I feel so corny, let's do the hula.
by Roy Schneider September 29, 2006
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"Hey man, American Gladiators is on!"

"What's American Gladiators, Brah?"

"Turn it to NBC and see for yourself!"

Moments later...

"Ahhh... This shit is corny as hell."
by PJllama January 14, 2008
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1.) something used so much that it's just plain stupid

2.) having a sudden craving for corn (a bit like horny, except for corn.)
1.) your momma jokes

2.) "dude, I'm so corny!"

"then go get some!!"
by Cornyyyyyyt July 04, 2011
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Someone who has the emotional quality of a chick but hides it well. Only opens up to close girl friends who he considers his 'Bros'. Knows everything without needing to be told. Eats everything.
Girl: What are you eating?
Boy: Ice-cream.
Girl: You are such a Corny!
by Magicsnowbird July 11, 2010
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The co-founder of The Lycian League Forums. He often uses corny jokes and is very corny indeed. He is considered a driving force of the community, always being there. He fights spam as well.
Corny is like that sound that is always there in the clubs.
by The Lycian League Forums August 31, 2006
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You, you damn loser
"You're corny"
by Taffus McRaffus March 30, 2004
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1/something constructed entirely or at, at least partly, out of corn.

2/feet with excess dead skin.
1/a corn field - the most corny object imaginable

2/"omg zameer your feet are so corny!"
by guy-is-leet June 11, 2005
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