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8.
A concept invented to keep people consuming and creating never ending fads.

A concept to doubt yourself and your place within society so that you have to "tune in" to latest fad or latest social construct to remain relevant. If you feel out of place you can get a mental illness..... and fail to love yourself and try to change your idiosyncrasies.....

What is corny to one is not necessarily corny to another.
P1: I can do the macareena dance move, I think it is cool. I'm happy.

P2: <eye rolling> gawwwd that is soo corny, i'm going to bury my head in embarrassment.

P3: I really think macareena is cool and original, that other guy doesn't love himself or other people that well, he is controlled by other people's approval of him.
by Mind Anarchist July 29, 2012
 
1.
Trying to be cool, but ultimately very uncool indeed, and often even extremely embarrassing
Man, did you see that Manowar show? The way they posed? And all that "Knights of Steel" bullshit? Hell that was corny.
by Dimebag May 05, 2004
 
2.
Something presented as fresh or original, but which is actually tired and/or lame. Especially, when its lameness derives from being obvious or done to death.
Oh Grandpa! That joke is soooo corny.
by Corny Carny June 11, 2003
 
3.
Something cheesy or lame
jason: "you know who else likes having fun?"

kevin: "who?

jason: "YOUR MOM, hahaha lololol"

kevin: "you're corny as shit bro"
by macskiis June 23, 2011
 
4.
(adj) really stupid, or using ironic situations.
see cheesy
That story is really corny.
by Aaron W. December 05, 2002
 
5.
The status of "corniness" is achieved when something picks up old and overused fads just to "fit in," falsely believes it is cool, and then takes itself too seriously, resulting in a complete destruction of its social life.
guy 1: What's your gamertag?

guy 2: boneurmom69_420.

guy 1: you corny son of a bitch. *guy 1 throws guy 2 in front of a speeding cement truck, picks up his flattened corpse, and tosses it into a gaping abyss from which there is no return.*
by thatguy09 December 12, 2010
 
6.
Something a person(s) says/does that is so embarrassing and lame, that it annoys others.
*Sarah drops a carton of eggs*

Mike says: "Well, that wasn't EGGS-pected!"

Sarah *rolls eyes* and says: "Shut the hell up, Mike...That was incredibly corny..."
by Raidcan May 29, 2012
 
7.
1) Adjective. Stupid to the point that may cause laughter. (See Cheesy)

2) Adjective (Obsolete, 1940s)- a hopeless romantic that is eager but obviously inept.
1) Gee, this game is REALLY corny.

2) John is so corny; he tried to serenade Mary at her house by playing a bottle while she was looking out the window..
by Perry Octopus December 14, 2009