Jim Cornelison

The absolutely best singer of the United States National Anthem, the "Star Spangled Banner". He has been singing the anthem full time for the Chicago Blackhawks since 2007 and has also made guest appearances for the Chicago Bears, most notably the 10th anniversary of 9/11 in 2011. That game was against the Atlanta Falcons. One thing that makes him so unique and special is the fact that his performances makes Blackhawk nation cheer at a level you can only call extremely patriotic from the beginning to the end of his performance. His signature move is to point at the American flag when he sings the line "that our flag was still there". Jim Cornelison is a true American Badass!

Vinny: Can you remember a time you felt the most patriotic when hearing our National Anthem?

Brian: Without a doubt it was on 9/11/11 when Jim Cornelison belted out the Star Spangled Banner with such patriotism and perfection that his deep tenor voice and the crowds cheers brought not only a tear to my eye but goosebumps that come back every time I hear him sing it.

Jim Cornelison by BV Jiglag February 25, 2013

Cornwall, Ontario 

The population has peaked/stagnated at 46,000 since 1983, as any new blood that comes into the city is immediately put off by the eye-watering reek of industrial pollution, and the stench of farts, B.O., and desperation from the natives. As all heavy industry has been shut down, the main employers in the city nowadays are call centres and semi-organised crime, mainly centred on dealing drugs and shoplifting to order.

The nightlife in town sparkles with a joie-de-vivre as one is at a loss to choose which activities Cornwallites partake in: Bingo, bar-hopping, or break-ins. For the truly seasoned city dweller, you participate in the break-ins first, in order to fund the other two.

The prime of life in Cornwall is reached at age 15, usuallly just after the arrival of the second offspring, but before the first adult criminal sentence. A lucky few may qualify for a disability pension due to injuries sustained during the commission of a crime, which will guarantee them a taxpayer-funded income for the rest of their useless, unfulfilling lives, but most will fall back to the old family business of living on welfare, pushing out another bastard every couple of years so that Mama Chardonnay can grab another Baby Bonus cheque to buy some big hoopy earrings.

There have been talks of late to attract the populations of Raqqa and Baghdad to improve the quality of life in the city.

The mating rituals of the Cornwall, Ontario denizen consist of the female slipping into a form-fitting spandex mini-skirt at least two sizes too small accentuated by the latest stolen purse and 4" stiletto heels. The male of the species goes out on the town with the latest in baggy pants, hoody, and ballcap, with the odour of sweaty polyester and cheap aftershave. The female is usually found squatting in a parking lot between cars, whilst the male of the species is usually found drumming his chest and pulling down twigs to eat.

Cornwall, Ontario by Dung Trumpet June 14, 2016

Cornelis 

Derived from Cornelius in the book of Acts in the Bible who was centurio, head of a Roman army unit of a hundred men. Cornelis is a leader, strong, brave, straightforward and doesn’t turn around the bush. Cornelis is a man of honor and principles. He is also hot and much desired by the most beautiful women.

The word needs more Cornelis!

Cornelis by astra2017 August 18, 2017

CORNBALLISHNESS 

Preforming any act the has the ability to be called corny, and its needs to be emphasized

Danny, you playing caustic and thinking he needs a buff is cornballishness

CORNBALLISHNESS by SapppyNUTS February 19, 2021

Cornalized

To have performed the act of being an Anal Intruder or even a Rectal Spelunker. Included in the act could have been a little bit of being a Bung Tonguer or a Bum Sniffer. To be cornalized is only offical if you totally gush your load deep in her stink star.

Larry: Hey Chuck, why are acting like your walking on air?

Chuck: Man I had a helluva great weekend!

Larry: You get laid or something?

Chuck: Not only did I get laid, Linda was the best Bag Lapper ever and I Cornalized her with passion, spurting the largest load I ever had deep in her balloon knot. She came like you wouldn't believe. Screaming into her pillow.

Larry: You lucky fuckin dog!!

Cornalized by The King Cornholer April 14, 2008

Colonel Cornelius Cornwall 

A fictitious colonel who attempts to persuade (and extort) the listener into purchasing corn. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall makes his appearance in a video published by Slimecicle on December 5th, 2018.

"From the earth Colonel Cornelius Cornwall rises, and to the earth he one day will return."

Colonel Cornelius Cornwall by MinitrueEmployee December 22, 2020

Coralis 

Coralis is an adventurous bright girl, she usually tends to overthink stuff and is the most loyal friend there could be. She's cute and doesn't realize it. She is usually very outgoing and is always smiling and laughing, even when she is going through tough times because she doesn't wanna put anyone down. She always puts everyone's needs before hers which is what makes her a good friend. Coralis can be spelled many different ways (Coraliz, Koralis, Koralyz, Coralis) and is a popular name in the Caribbean. Shes usually either very loved or very hated there is never in between. You either love/like her because she is lovable, kind, pretty, adorable, funny, and is an animal lover. Or you hate her because you don't like how nice she is, and you don't wanna admit you kinda really wanna be her friend.

"Your being to nice... You are acting a lot like Coralis!"

"Just decide already, your being such a Coralis!"

Coralis by Defenitons Schmefenitons November 24, 2019