someone who thinks he/she is smarter than you, and thinks he/she can pull the corn over youre eyes!
that dude is a freakin cornswaggler!!
by katotool April 16, 2007
One who inserts a mostly eaten corn on the cob into the anal crevice of their lover and then removes it with their mouth.
Orville Redenbacher, the corn swaggler with his boyfriend daily to test his microwave popcorn recipe. He is the Popcorn King of Anal America
by Bleegman August 16, 2006