Jim Cornelison

The absolutely best singer of the United States National Anthem, the "Star Spangled Banner". He has been singing the anthem full time for the Chicago Blackhawks since 2007 and has also made guest appearances for the Chicago Bears, most notably the 10th anniversary of 9/11 in 2011. That game was against the Atlanta Falcons. One thing that makes him so unique and special is the fact that his performances makes Blackhawk nation cheer at a level you can only call extremely patriotic from the beginning to the end of his performance. His signature move is to point at the American flag when he sings the line "that our flag was still there". Jim Cornelison is a true American Badass!

Vinny: Can you remember a time you felt the most patriotic when hearing our National Anthem?

Brian: Without a doubt it was on 9/11/11 when Jim Cornelison belted out the Star Spangled Banner with such patriotism and perfection that his deep tenor voice and the crowds cheers brought not only a tear to my eye but goosebumps that come back every time I hear him sing it.

Jim Cornelison by BV Jiglag February 25, 2013

Cornelis 

Derived from Cornelius in the book of Acts in the Bible who was centurio, head of a Roman army unit of a hundred men. Cornelis is a leader, strong, brave, straightforward and doesn’t turn around the bush. Cornelis is a man of honor and principles. He is also hot and much desired by the most beautiful women.

The word needs more Cornelis!

Cornelis by astra2017 August 18, 2017

Charlie Cornheiser 

A practice descrobed by "comedian" Tom Shillue on RedEye in reference to video footage of an Iranian soccer team that resulted in Islamic immorality charges with a possible fine, prison term, and lashes. Presumably, Mr. Shillue has extensive experience with the practice, which is named for a combination charlie-horse/cornhole, not a real person by that name

The "Charlie Cornheiser" involves patting a fellow player on the buttocks in a seemingly innocuous manner common in any athletic celebration then sliding the hand up into the junkal region for a cheap grope.

The "Cornheiser" is not a quick, accidental contact. It is an obviously intentional act that involves lingering, cuppage, squeezing, and/or an attempt to turn the recipient into a "human puppet." (ref. professional sidekick, Bill Schulz).

According to an official of the Iranian Football Federation (which imposed a fine of $40,000.00 on the both the Charlie Cornheis-er and the unwilling Charlie Cornheis-ee):

"...this action can be considered a violation of public chastity. The punishment of this crime is prison up to two months and 74 lashes."

In the U.S. and Europe, the Charlie Cornheiser is far less serious, resulting in a fist to the face, a sexual harassment suit, or drinks and "whatever happens next."

After the goal, Tom, jumped atop the writhing mound of joyous team mates, only to find himself the recipient of a (not entirely) unwelcome Charlie Cornheiser that was so enthusiastic it required the use of a special doughnut-shaped seat cushion for the next 9 days.

Charlie Cornheiser by Mech-lecter November 3, 2011

www.clownpenis.fart 

A misfortune made famous on Saturday Night Live that refers to the unwise idea of upgrading businesses into the 20th Century.

In the sketch, an investment company is stuck with a ridiculous name because they waited so long to get onto the internet.

"We are all about business and are serious about your investments at www.clownpenis.fart."

www.clownpenis.fart by RBUCK May 8, 2007

clownpenis 

noun: a humorous penis

noun: a penis with a red mushroom head

noun: George Bush

Did you hear that joke that Billy's clownpenis told? Fucking hilarious! Where can I shit?

clownpenis by Huey Lewis and the Poops December 7, 2010

Corpensource

An adjective to describe open-source software where the primary benefactor of the software is a large corporation that's really just using the open-source model to get a bunch of suckers to work for free.

I'd love to contribute to VS Code and offer a solution to make the file-tree readable, and therefore the software usable, but fuck it, it's corpensource horseshit. Why should I work for Microsoft for free?

Corpensource by AJB999 November 5, 2018

compenisation 

When someone does something/buys something/acts in a certain way in order to compensate for a small penis.

Guy A: See that short balding guy with the Ferrari? Yeah, I bet he's compensating for something...

Guy B: That's a great example of compenisation right there.

compenisation by CapTim August 25, 2009