Occasional Cunt Disorder. Most commonly affecting men, and most likely to strike when they've been drinking and their good for nothing sports team have lost. Symptoms include sneering at lifelong friends, ignoring the person who is speaking to you, laughing humourlessly at someone who is just trying to be nice and picking one person to humiliate. The cure is usually to sulk moodily in a corner for a while, but the drastic measure of a slap to the face is sometimes administered.
"Sorry about last night Baz. Didn't mean to tell your mum that story about you being caught wanking by a busload of nuns. A bit of OCD I think."
"Leave him alone to sulk, miserable bastard. It's a good job it's only OCD, or I'd kick his head in"
to leave someone out. also an opposite of include (to be used when you have overused outclude)
this is slightly softer than outclude, because it can be an accident or perception.
*originally created by Josh Berkley
she decluded me from her list of facebook friends
i kinda felt decluded by you whispering in the corner
A girl who fake tans so much she looks like a oompa loompa.
"Ahh! Who's that oompa loompa looking thing in the corner?"
"Oh, that's just Lindsey."
|46.||Stand and Wang|
1. To absolutely refuse to go to the ground and work your submission game, opting instead to "Wang" it out on your feet even if this results in getting your ass kicked.
2. The art of C Level kick boxing.
3. To please the MAN! (The Dana)
4. To spend countless years getting your black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu only to Wang it out on your feet.
5. A True muthafuking WARRIOR!
Fighter: I am a WARRIOR, i shall WANG this one out for my fans!
Fighters Corner: TAKE HIM DOWN, TAKE HIM DOWN NOW!!!!!!!
Wang Artist: wat? me no understand
Corner: YOU MOTHERFUCKER TAKE HIM THE FUCK DOWN!!!
Wang Artist: I AM A WARRIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Corner: YOU ARE GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED TAKE HIM DOWN NOW!!!!!!
Wang Artist: YO DANA THIS ONES FOR YOU MY MAN!!!!! KIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
*Damn that dude is one tough son of a bitch, yeah he got his ass kicked and is now in a coma but he is a true muthafuking warrior, Stand and Wang FTMFW!*
a football player who is good at delivering corner kicks.
Is Lionel Messi a cornerist?
When a person of Jewish decent makes an over the top exaggeration. This is typically done when he is wrong and backed into a corner during an argument usually regarding the economy, politics, or anything having to do with finance. Feel free to beat the Jew after the jewllucination is over. Often a swift kick to the shin is the best option.
David: The jew is trying to trick me with absurd comments about the banking crisis
Matt: Tell him to stop jewllucinating
The Jew: Guys trust me i know what I'm talking about, I've been studying Bank of Americas stock over the past 20 years
David: Your 18 years old that not possible
The Jew: Thats not what i meant, while looking at the stock drop over the recent years blah blah blah hebrew blah menorah blah
Matt: (swift kick to right shin)
The Jew: WHAT THE HELL
David: That shut his kosher mouth up
Matt: Try and pull that Jewllucinate crap again and see what happens
An individual who does not spell their name like most others, rather, has the word for skin in it, making a verb. Flesher may mean several things: 1.One who fleshes things by taking the skin off of them. 2.A butcher. 3.A person who uses their 'flesh/meat' for outstanding sex. Or 4.A person who kicks someone's ass. See also flesh.
1. "See that there inbred? He done be a Flesher. He skins people alive and done eat em he does."
2. The Flesher's market is on the corner of Main and 3rd.
3. "That girl's gonna be so excited when she finds out I'm a Flesher. She'll invite me to her place for sure!"
4. "I wouldn't mess with that guy. He's a Flesher."