An Alabama-hating LSU fan who has the distinct smell of a batter-covered hot dog on a stick, which also smells like Tiger Stadium in Baton Rouge. He has only two types of jackets, one that's purple and gold and the other that's camoflauge. He's so obsessed with Nick Saban that he can't appreciate the successes of any other LSU coach. He is also known to butcher the pronounciation of words, like saying Arkansas as ARE-kansas.

A hotdog on a stick covered in cornmeal.

When you shove your knee up between a person's butt cheeks, resulting in shrieks of pain, revenge, or surprise.

Also, a hot dog-type sandwich coated in cornbread batter and deep fried in hot oil, although some are baked. They are also served on a wooden stick.

Sweet meat on a stick

A corndog is a visual representation of what you see when a larger woman is having sex with her skinny male partner.

Sometimes these relationships are referred to as "Jack Sprat" from the popular childeren's nursery rhyme.

Jack Sprat could eat no fat.
His wife could eat no lean.
And so between them both, you see,
They licked the platter clean

an undercover weenie

When someone tends to ruin the moment or says something extremely stupid and you hit them on the bag of their head