California Corncobber 

Alright folks now what your gonna want to do here is getta nice warm supple corn cob freshly steamed and cooked and shove that motherfucker up your woman's asshole. After u deliver that corncob with a nice coating of shit take that fucker out and supply that fucker with another coat but this time with your jizz. Let this contraption sit for about 20 minutes and serve to anybody of your liking. Originated in California state prisons when meals consisted of corncobs and bran muffins.

My fucking god! Dude you know that one whore we met last night! Well i fucking had her over for dinner and i served her the best California Corncobber ever!

California Corncobber by John Flacek May 24, 2009

Corncobbed

When you get owned so hard you shrink and turn into a corncob

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob -- someone who was corncobbed

Corncobbed by ruzihm August 3, 2017

corncobbed

Past tense of "corncob," a verb meaning "melting down like a neoliberal pissbaby because a leftist called them out for being shit."

Jesus, Giordano corncobbed again when he tried to use Urban Dictionary as an actual source.

corncobbed by pokeysticks August 2, 2017

cobnobber

A slang term in the Midwest for a man or woman who performs oral sex on a penis.

Samantha is a total cobnobber. That's why she's my girfriend.

cobnobber by raphaelb7 August 22, 2009

cornubber 

Someone who continues to act in a despicable manner. Manipulative person who cannot see their wrongs. Someone you despise that you just wanna see what is coming to them. They think they do no wrong, they're oblivious to their wrong doings & you're wishing for some kind of punishment like a corn of cob inserted anally.

Marcia is such a fucking cornubber, I wish to see the day!! Did you know Paul & Loris were Cornubbers?

cornubber by maystarchild June 14, 2015

corncobbled 

to be beaten about the cranium with a fish and or penis

jeez lu-eez i was just corncobbled over my cranium and it sucks real bad and i wanna kill somebody,. thats how bad it sucks

corncobbled by an ugly ugly kid with ugly ugly needs May 13, 2005

Corncobbing 

The act of finding substitute material to be used in lieu of toilet paper, when the latter is unavailable. Refers to the historic usage of corncobs to maintain hygiene after defecation in rural areas in the United States, prior to the widespread availability of commercially manufactured toilet paper in the late 19th century.

The camping trip was pretty rough. We didn't bring enough TP, so after the first couple of days we were corncobbing it.

Corncobbing by thisnameisnotalreadybeingused May 28, 2012