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Cowtown Corn Chowder

Usually the result of an evening of hard drinking followed by some late-night din-din. Followed by a violent comeback of the aforementioned din-din. In July this is also known as Stampede Stew.
Cowboy #1: Howdy pardner! Hey, did you go out to the honkytonk again last night without telling me?
Cowboy #2: Why would you say that?
Cowboy #1: Well, how would you explain the Cowtown Corn Chowder in the outhouse this morning?

Cornholder 

An intriguing level of competition on the Most Extreme Elimination Challenge with an intriguing name.
"Look Ken, he's got all four fingers in the cornhold!"
Cornholder by Zor Prime November 25, 2003

corn chowder 

the act of faking analingus, using your finger(s) instead of your tongue while making slirping noises. This can be done on women and men
Derek said he didn't like the taste of Josh's butthole so he gave him corn chowder instead
corn chowder by friendly fire 55 January 1, 2012

Corn chowder 

The object of a sketch on the comedy show Human Giant. Paul eats corn chowder like it's his job because it IS his job. Rob Riggle performs as Paul's boss.
Riggle's promotional video: "Money. Corn Chowder. They're connected, and they feed back to each other very simply"

Aziz: "That didn't explain anything"
Corn chowder by Tim D. October 14, 2008

Corn chowder 

When a said person or animal cums in another said person or animals anal cavity.
When Dan cums in Bruce's ass and Bruce ass corn in his ass it creates corn chowder

National corn chowder day 

February 30th, The national day of corn chowder (arguably the best type of chowder).
"Today is February 30th, the best holiday of the year"
"What day is it?"
"National corn chowder day of course!"