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Grinding the Corn 

Term for a sexual technique. Picture the action of grinding corn with a mortar and pestle, but grinding along the rim instead of grinding in the bowl. A penis is the mortar and a vagina is the pestle, with her pubic bone (and clitoris) the rim. Heard in an episode of HBO's "Six Feet Under", Original Air Date, 15 August 2004 (Season 4, Episode 9).

Also known as Coital Alignment Technique, a variation on the missionary position in which the man shifts upward just a bit, so his pubic bone stimulates her clitoris while his penis is still entering her vagina. This position provides maximum contact with both the clitoris and the G-spot (of vaginal intercourse).
Claire never experienced an orgasm until Jimmy used "grinding the corn."
Grinding the Corn by LeighD March 14, 2008
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Grinding the Corn 

Sexual technique. See the example.
From Six feet under (ep. 48):

(Jimmy and Claire in the bed, obviously after quite a good job..)

Jimmy: You know what is's called?
Claire: It has a name?
Jimmy: Grinding the Corn.
Claire: Grinding the Corn? What's the corn?
Jimmy: You know, with like a mortar and pestle. Only you push the pestle against the rim of mortar. Not in the bowl.
Claire: Oh.
Grinding the Corn by MichalMedved January 23, 2005

Grinding the Corn 

When fucking a slut a dude does his right proper job if he focuses pressure on the clit, visualizing the clit, being the clit, grinding and bumping it with the crook where his pubic bone meets the base of his cock rather than burning up the inside of the pussy where the bird don't really feel shit anyways. When properly executed The result is orgasmic for the ho.
"Girl, last night after two years of wasting my time that useless piece of shit finally had an A-ha-fucking-moment and started grinding the corn. Girl, I came all over that boy's dick, twice! You'd think he invented the light bulb he was so proud of his shit. It's about fucking time I got mines. Now, if he'd get hisself a job I'd just might have me my fuckin' dream man. Shiiit!."
Grinding the Corn by representing December 13, 2008

Grinding the Corn 

When you put corn in a woman's vagina and grind it as with a mortar and pestle, except in this case it is her pussy and your cock.

You must be wary that corn doesn't get wedged around the head of your penis as it does in your teeth after you eat it.

By going down on your woman afterwards, it gives a whole new meaning to "creamed corn".
Little did anyone at the thanksgiving table know, but the creamed corn was made by grinding the corn in my girlfriend's twat just earlier.

corngrinding

"If you are going to spend the night corngrinding, you better bring some lube."

Alternative use:
"I really need my hole f*cked, won't you grind my corn?"
corngrinding by tomatoboy December 30, 2006

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
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How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026