dixie corn muffin 

using a corn filled (stiff) piece of shit as an artificial penis

After dinner she gave herself a Dixie corn muffin

dixie corn muffin by d riggins June 20, 2008

Corn Muffin Cock 

When a penis is small but extremely thick with a lot of girth causing the head to look like a corn muffin. Giant and as wide around as a coke can but short and stumpy like a muffin too.

2 inch cock, 10 inch head. A lady killer....... literally. :)

Mike- "Hey babe, wanna see a corn muffin cock?"
Sarah- "What the hell is that?"
Mike- *Whips out cock
Sarah- "Oh my god, that dick head is so big that a bear couldn't even blow it. "
Mike- "Yup, you need both hands for this Corn Muffin Cock"

Lou- That thing isn't even 3 inches long dude. She rather get with my normal 7 inch snake like penis istead of that stumpy mushroom cloud looking disaster

Sarah- " Incorrect, i prefer girth. I want to stretch my walls"

Lou- "WHATEVER!!!!"

Corn Muffin Cock by GM123 April 21, 2017

corn muffin 

Corn Muffin: Word meaning white girl.

Black Girl: "Hey corn muffin!"
White Girl: "Shut up NIGGER!!"

corn muffin by Fanopolis May 29, 2004

corn muffin 

a muffin, often shaped like a cupcake, made from cornmeal.

"Just finished a batch of corn muffins, they are still hot."

corn muffin by arn8409 November 28, 2007

Corn Muffin 

When a man defecates into a woman's vagina and then proceeds to have sex with her until it muffins out

I corn muffined your mother this morning before breakfast

Corn Muffin by Grand Master Crash December 25, 2008

corn muffin 

pre prepubescent homosexual (faggot)

some little cock suckin' corn muffin asked me if i wanted to buy some cookies.. i told him to go fuck himself

corn muffin by Rodberg December 22, 2010

Corn-muffin

n attractive tourist from the Midwest.

Corn-muffin by Anonymous March 10, 2003